- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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