What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

a black guy hates chicken.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

The Big Band Theory

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Carrot fingers

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

No soap radio

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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