- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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