- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Wanna here a good joke?

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

you first

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)