Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Poop swing

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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