- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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