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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

roses are red, violets are violet.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper