What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Your mother is average.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Do you love me? No.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Female Orgasms

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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