- Anti Joke

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.