- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Your adopted.....

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

a seal walks into a club.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A chicken walked into the bar...

My penis is big... not.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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