What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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