What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Good afternoon.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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