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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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