The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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whats green and lives in the water

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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