How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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