Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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the economy.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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