How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

women's rights

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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