Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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lybia

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Massie is a fatass

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Men's rights

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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