What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Morning wood.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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