A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

John Cena

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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