why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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