GIVE

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Whats Obama's last name?

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Dislike this!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

women's rights

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

someone called a frog a frog

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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