What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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I've got a boner

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Women's Rights

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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