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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Dylan Eichas

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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