What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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