Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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