why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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