- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

girls basketball

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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