- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Keanu Reaves

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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