- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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