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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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