- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

^ That's not even funny ^

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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