Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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You are joking right?

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sfdg

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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