Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

WOw you have no life

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can you touch your toes? no

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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