Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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