- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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