What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A gay man watches football.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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