How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -10

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An Aisian failed a test

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops