Donald Trump

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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