- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

In soviet russia, roses are violet

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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