- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come anti jokes r funny

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

black chicken. kfc

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

asdf

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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