- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

AIDS.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

I regret everything.....

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

I'm Batman.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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