- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

taking out the trash... at night

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!