a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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women's rights

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You suck big fat slobber

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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