What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Womens basketball

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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