What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

I can count to potato.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

This statement is false.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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