im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Women's Rights.

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womens rights

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Jovan

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

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