Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Women's rights

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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