- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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