- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

I have aids

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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