- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What is red? A rock painted red

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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