- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

DEATH.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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