- Anti Joke

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What's city is in New York New York City

Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: Leaving the cinema Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

This is my favorite antijoke.

Anti Joke

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