- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What is older than history?

What page are you on The gay page.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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