- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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