- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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